1 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,674 Glory? Glory! We are here! 2 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:56,270 - (with an American accent) I like you, you haven't changed at all. - You say that. 3 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,597 - Is he Rosario? - Come on, what are you waiting for? Say hello to your aunt. - Good morning, ma'am. 4 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:04,555 But come here! You know who we are aunt and nephew? Or did you forget? 5 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:08,195 - Come on, let's go, take your aunt's bags. - Right away. 6 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:15,634 How beautiful it is! I hadn't seen it for years a sun like that. Truly wonderful! 7 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:25,318 But why didn't you warn me? You could call me or send me a telegram. 8 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:30,309 You know, I was in doubt until the last moment,... 9 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,354 ..and that cuckold of a boss only yesterday he gave me permission,... 10 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,119 «otherwise I would have warned you beforehand. 11 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:44,032 - Am I bothering you? Am I causing you any problems? - Of course, we are so happy to see you. 12 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,435 - And the notary? - Then we'll see. 13 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:51,509 You, rather... It's from your wedding that we don't see each other. How's it going over there? 14 00:02:55,280 --> 00:03:04,997 (SOUND OF STEPS) 15 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,912 (SOUND OF STEPS) 16 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,749 Good morning, ma'am. Miss... 17 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,314 - Good morning. - Good morning to you. 18 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,670 Hello, Saro. 19 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,230 - Who is that? - He's the pharmacist. 20 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:44,031 - (Gloria) You know what I want to do with the money we get? - No. 21 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,232 (Gloria) I want to have Giacomo put on next to his brother. 22 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:51,478 He once told me: "When I die, I want to be buried by the...". 23 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:53,040 So, at a certain point, I took it the head doctor and I "knocked her down hard". 24 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:05,115 "Dear professor, It's not to interfere, but..." 25 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,437 "..either me in or the nun out." 26 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:13,919 And that, a dirty old man, he looked at me well... 27 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:20,832 Well, now all over New Jersey and the surrounding area there isn't a psychopath who doesn't depend on me. 28 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:27,673 - And the nun? - "Air"! She went to do foil in Africa. 29 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,234 The foils! (A PENDULUM CHIMES) 30 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:34,274 - Oh, my God, how late it is! - Come on, let's fix it. 31 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,438 Leave it, I'll do it in the morning. 32 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:41,235 So, you sleep in my room and I'll make do with Saro. 33 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,556 Are you crazy? 34 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:49,754 There is no change here or I'll go to the hotel. 35 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,074 - Are we or are we not sisters-in-law? - If it doesn't bother you, whatever. 36 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:03,594 - This is for you. - Thank you, aunt, she is beautiful. It's exactly what I was looking for. 37 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,075 Let me see. 38 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:11,630 - Goodnight, mother. - Good night. - Goodnight, aunt. - Goodnight, Saro. 39 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:17,469 Will you talk to the teacher tomorrow? There's homework in class and I wouldn't want... 40 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:20,114 - Don't worry. Good night. - Good night. 41 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:26,076 - But why did you want to bother you so much? - You will understand! And then enough with the compliments. 42 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:29,556 There's a little something for you too, a little thing. 43 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:33,992 - Did you win the lottery? - See if you like it. 44 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,236 But what is it? 45 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:43,190 A costume? It's very beautiful. 46 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:54,519 Thank you, but they don't accept them here the idea of the "two-piece" teacher. 47 00:06:56,440 --> 00:07:03,039 - And then I don't think it suits me. - My God, still at this point? 48 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:07,278 - But the liberation of women? - Here people always die from attempted abortions. 49 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:12,110 A young and beautiful woman like you who can't wear a bikini... 50 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:15,278 «.which already is "grandma's two-piece"! 51 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:23,433 You speak well, Unfortunately here it's not like in the city. 52 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:29,553 Widows here always have eyes on you, more than anyone. 53 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:40,199 - (Saro) But did you know my father? - He was a lovely man. 54 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,437 Not being able to marry him, I had to marry the brother. 55 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:48,919 - Did your uncle like America? - With your feet he was there, but his mind was always in Italy. 56 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:53,238 People called him "mafioso". And he replied: "Damned bastards." 57 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:56,113 "Foams from European prisons". 58 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,949 (Gloria) A few punches, but overall he had settled in quite well. 59 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:04,278 You see, from the rock to the bay once it all belonged to our family. 60 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,675 - Oh, yes? - Yes. 61 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,595 Except that they are land so close to the shore to the sea that not an accident grows there. 62 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,632 In the village they call it "the fish walk". 63 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,310 And over there, in the center of the beach, there is ownership. What's left. 64 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:23,673 Dad never wanted to build anything there. That's the marina. Look. 65 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:26,951 There's the old lighthouse there and over there the aqueduct should pass,... 66 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,753 «mafia and municipal surveyor permitting. 67 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:53,513 From here it goes up the ridge and borders with the edge of reeds down there to the sea. 68 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:57,713 - Roughly it will be 30 hectares. - Not bad! 69 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,839 - Hold on tight. - Okay. 70 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,437 Come on, come on. 71 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,073 State property begins over there. 72 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,919 Dad asked for it the concession for 100 years. 73 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:45,399 It's a family vice, we always hope in Providence. 74 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:05,234 - Be careful! - Are there snakes? - Not here, they all live in the village. 75 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,556 (GLORIA LAUGHING) 76 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:17,549 (Gloria) Are you taking a bath? It's incredibly hot! 77 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:24,633 - But, aunt, you don't have a costume, they could see you. - So what? See how it's done. 78 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:36,352 (Gloria) Come on, don't just stand there! 79 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:46,035 Come on, Saro! "Come on, dear"! 80 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,874 (GLORIA LAUGHING) Ah, how beautiful! 81 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,309 (Gloria) Wonderful! 82 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:06,074 (GLORIA LAUGHING) 83 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,714 (Gloria) Ah, how cold it is! 84 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:14,679 - And without sharks! - Other than the ocean! 85 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:27,514 (GLORIA LAUGHING) 86 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:52,273 (GLORIA AND SARO LAUGH) 87 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:57,875 (CAMERA SHOTS) 88 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:02,994 - Saro? Saro! - Yes, aunt? 89 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:11,877 - Do you smoke? - No thank you. Mom he doesn't want to, he says it stops development. 90 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:16,596 Listen, aunt, why did you never come to visit us? Why didn't you want to sell? 91 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:26,990 "He who sells goes down"... For the "four cents" they offered us... 92 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:30,351 But sometimes those are useful too. 93 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:37,117 You see, Saro, such a beautiful place it cannot have a price. 94 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:41,757 Think of the thousand natural combinations who contributed to its formation. 95 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,953 Anyway it's decided, let's sell. Are you happy? 96 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:52,315 - But who's buying? - They say there both behind De Vito, the municipal surveyor. 97 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,749 The one that has been going on for 20 years pretends to design the aqueduct... 98 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,474 ..and in the meantime he sells to us mineral water worth its weight in gold. 99 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:01,639 Every time summer comes... zac, a small increase. 100 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,399 And a good surveyor... 101 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:11,312 - It can't be. - It's the truth, I assure you. Good morning, Mr. Mayor. - Good morning. 102 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:17,117 Eh... Nice cuckold too, huh? Ah, here's another one passing by. 103 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:22,360 - Dearest! - Golden bachelors! - Greetings! - Judge. - I'll stop by the pharmacy later. 104 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,792 - Dearest lady... - Holy shit, with that one there "he's got a lot of horns"! 105 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,559 (THEY LAUGH) 106 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:34,231 - (together) Doctor. - Lady. - Engineer. - Have a nice walk. - Thank you. 107 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,874 Have fun. 108 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,038 This is good, huh? Now I'll tell you! 109 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,357 - The other evening the husband went out... - So what? - Crazy things. 110 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:48,349 “Enough,” he shouted! But I am I was like a deaf animal! 111 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,792 In short, he didn't confess to me, crying, than with her husband... never. 112 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,798 - But go! They have 8 children! - Never! - Meh! - I tell you never. 113 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:59,470 Except none of them he resembles his father. 114 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:06,233 In short, carnal physical pleasure... It is what he had never felt. Do I explain myself? 115 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:11,116 - Hey! Calogero, what is it? - There, there, there! Quick, let's go! - I arrive. 116 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:22,118 - Mrs. Antonia, good morning. - Good morning. - Good morning. 117 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:26,438 - Mr. Calogero, let me introduce you to Gloria Lamborghini, my sister-in-law. - Pleasure. 118 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:30,678 - Allows? The engineer Antonio De Vito. - Palmachiara Urzì. 119 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,679 - Hello, Saruzzo. - Say hello, Saro! - Good morning. 120 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,791 Good morning. 121 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:41,232 We can have the honor of accompanying you to go for a walk together? 122 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:45,911 Thank you, gladly. We were going to mass. 123 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:57,439 - So, Saruzzo, how's school going? How is it going? - Good, good. 124 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,276 - Have you ever been to Etna? - No, why? 125 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:05,713 It's like us Sicilians: the snow outside, inside the incandescent magma. 126 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,831 But! 127 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:25,600 - (Totò) He will stay a long time. - Depends. - From? - From her. - From me?! 128 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:30,953 Yes, because, surveyor, those "four cents" who offered for the Lamborghini property... 129 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,551 - Please? - My sister-in-law Antonia... I'm an heir too. 130 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,676 But it's agricultural land, uncultivated for 100 years. Barely a trickle of water. 131 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:46,679 You know how things are today, no one wants to stay in the countryside. 132 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,634 - I'll take it for my poor mother. - Sole director of the company. 133 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:55,754 Who will then present a project subdivision... it just so happens to be her. 134 00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:01,637 - "Bottana da 'misery"! - How? - Nothing, bullshit! Sorry, I meant to talk nonsense. 135 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,635 (ANTONIA'S SCARED VERSE) Hey, I'm not the pharmacist! 136 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:34,078 - Do you like it? - Yes to me. But the police, the magistrate, they are difficult people. 137 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:39,877 - I won't tell you the ones in the town. - Rite Indian, huh? Buried alive with her husband. 138 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,116 Don't you shave? 139 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,040 He liked it that way. 140 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:57,553 - Come here, come on. Where are the scissors? - But, really... There. 141 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,032 Lie down for a moment while we "operate". 142 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:55,159 - By the way... Hmm? - Oh, no. Never again since then. 143 00:17:56,520 --> 00:18:01,594 That's it. And then next year you'll go topless. 144 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,551 But go there! 145 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:42,116 - (Antonia) Have you seen it? - Mm-mm. Not at all this Calogero is bad. What sign is it? 146 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:48,076 - Did he ask you about me? - No, there was too much people, but he understood why I went. 147 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,873 He's very unpleasant to Saro, huh? 148 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:55,391 No, he just can't stand it the idea of another next to me. 149 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:59,195 - Maybe when he's older... - You will be older. 150 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,596 - Well... maybe. - Maybe a horn! 151 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:12,637 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 152 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,959 - Have you ever thought about getting married again? - What?! 153 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,879 You mean to return to live together permanently... 154 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:24,869 «.with one of those ugly hairy monkeys with that slippery thing between your legs,... 155 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:29,073 «.that you say to him: "Uh, how small he is!", run to the psychiatrist right away? 156 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,680 I say you've really gone crazy! 157 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,155 (THEY LAUGH) 158 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:53,200 - Good morning. - Good morning, engineer, no planning today? 159 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,835 - "Wild Aqueduct"! - Mm... 160 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,194 - The usual, engineer? - Yes, the usual. 161 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:13,550 So, "Playman", "The Hours"... 162 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,912 Oh, slow. Shut up, these are delicate things. How should I tell you? 163 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:22,193 - "Playboy"! - Speak softly, The situation is delicate, huh? 164 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,158 Oh, wow. 165 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,840 - Here you go, engineer. - Okay. 166 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,754 - Say, do you have any "bradigi" manual? - "Bradigi"?1 167 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,589 "Bradigi, bradigi". That bullshit which the continentals play. 168 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,632 A kind of game between Briscola and the Tressette for the rich. 169 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:44,800 - Ah, Bridge, you meant, engineer! - Why, what did I say? 170 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:50,518 At that time. Bridge... Bridge... 171 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:54,394 - Here it is: Bridge. - Found? - Yes. 172 00:20:55,160 --> 00:21:01,429 - Here, engineer. It arrived just yesterday. - Oh, just yesterday? - It's the latest edition. 173 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,393 “Good Better Soon”. Good, good. 174 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:10,755 - I'll put them on the representative account of Common? - When it is, you will have free water. 175 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:27,316 This is the fourth time you've brought it to me. You have to take the medicines yourself. Do you understand it? 176 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:30,159 - You don't have to sell them, do you understand? - I understand. 177 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,716 If not one of these days... (THE PHARMACIST WHISTLES) 178 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:37,515 - No offense, doctor. - Go, go! Go. 179 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,711 Good morning. 180 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:45,914 - A "raincoat". - (Carmela) A thousand. - (Calogero) And never come back. - Thank you. 181 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,552 - A "butt saver". - A thousand. - Good morning, doctor. - Hello, Totò, what's happening? 182 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,718 - Eh, something urgent. - You're red again, huh? - No... 183 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:02,754 - Look, I'm using American medicines this time I don't have any. - No, we have to play Bridge. 184 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:07,431 -Bridge? Us? But you've never played it. - In fact, you will teach me this morning. 185 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,994 But come on, it takes years. 186 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,714 I need it to see Antonia. 187 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,231 - Carmela. Carmela! - (Carmela) Tell me, doctor. 188 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:23,754 - I have to do something very urgent. Mi replace. - But I don't know about medicines. 189 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:30,600 - Three "tricks and tracks". - 3000. Thank you. - Please. 190 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,393 Don't worry, Carmela. 191 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,915 Until the health insurance company passes the condoms, there will be no problems. Have faith. 192 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,237 - Greetings, Donna Carmela. - Good morning. 193 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,789 Five "lightning rods". 194 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,639 - Health! - They are for dad and mom. 195 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,036 Because if I don't remain an only child, I have to divide the property. 196 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,835 - But then you share beds, right? - Already done, but they continue on the ground. 197 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,759 - Good morning. - Good morning. 198 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,916 - Over. - A flowers. 199 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,191 - One heart. - Contra. 200 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,354 Four without. 201 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,712 Step. 202 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,151 Five paintings. 203 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,110 Contre. 204 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,190 Five spades. 205 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,189 Contre. 206 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:58,316 How is your son? Still bad? 207 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,512 It's a little out of stock, I left it at home. 208 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:05,076 Ah, these guys are always tired. 209 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:12,154 Do you remember our times? Always at home with mum... and never tired. 210 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,516 It would take "a strong hand". 211 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:20,795 - "Mazz and panell' make beautiful children. Panell' without bat..." - "Make their children crazy." 212 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:26,040 But what "mazz e panell'" and other nonsense. But let him live, he's only 14 years old. 213 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:31,439 - Excuse me, ma'am, but do you have children? - No, I'm careful. 214 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:36,438 0h, my Madonna, Alfredo! An accident has happened! 215 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,949 Good evening to these beautiful ladies! 216 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,517 - No misfortune, I finished the tour first and I stopped by to say hello. - That's better. 217 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:47,997 - Disturbance, perhaps? - No, on the contrary, we are pleased. - Thank you, very kind. 218 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,591 - You scared me, you know? - Don't worry. 219 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,595 Ah! What great company! 220 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,520 - Come, sit down! - What loving husbands. 221 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,915 (Alfredo) Eh, we do what we can. 222 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:11,318 No, I just had to ask you a health opinion. 223 00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:15,593 - Ah! - Oh, yes? Tell me, tell me. - Has cholera "broken out"? - Mmm! 224 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:19,554 No, never in winter. It's just that I saw his car and then I thought it was a disaster. 225 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,716 You too? 226 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:29,598 "Mizzica", what a beautiful combination! We didn't even have a date... 227 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,873 - Good morning. - (Alfredo) The Council Municipal meeting meets here now. 228 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,753 - Good morning, gentlemen, good morning. - Look, they looked for you first. - Huh? 229 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,713 Deaf! First they looked for you! 230 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,955 - Good morning. "Good Morning". - Good morning, beautiful ladies! 231 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,516 - (Alfredo) Gentlemen, good morning. - (Totò) Hello. 232 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,076 - (Totò) "Good Morning". - Dear friend. - (Mayor) Dearest... 233 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:02,751 Ah, Calogero! Pharmacist Calogero! Have the liquorice tablets arrived? 234 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,794 Alfredo, I told you a thousand times that mine is not a grocery store. 235 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:12,552 Gentlemen, let us finish the game. Indeed, why don't you take a table too? 236 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:16,559 - Sounds like a good idea to me. Shall we play Briscola? - Yes. 237 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:21,151 With a Tressette for revenge. Calogero, do you want to play Briscola? 238 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,149 I'm sorry, Totò, but I only play Bridge... 239 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,794 Bridge? Bridge, Bridge... 240 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,549 A trip to Reggio Calabria is enough and they immediately feel continental. But go... 241 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:38,471 You don't even know how to play bowls. They hear talk about Bridge and become masters. 242 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,640 - So, you're all in agreement for the Trump? - Since the ladies like it. 243 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,275 - Okay, forget it, what do you want to do? - Let's play Bridge. 244 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,273 But where did they put it for me? 245 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,277 (DOOR OPENING) 246 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,960 - Who is he? - It's me, aunt. 247 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,470 - Good morning. - HI! - Today "there are fits and starts". 248 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:22,230 - But do you know where my suitcase is? - It's in the loft. I'll get it for you right away. 249 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,317 Okay. 250 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,716 - It's up there. - No, thanks, I'll go. 251 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,229 You hold the ladder for me. 252 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,998 Be careful, part of it is stuck. 253 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:07,679 Here you go. If I hadn't come back, I wouldn't have known how to do it. 254 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,754 Come on, let me pass. 255 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,234 Sorry, aunt. 256 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,918 (SOUND OF STEPS) 257 00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:21,038 (SARO PANTS) 258 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:31,833 Mmm! Good! In New York we always go to Vermicello d'Oro. 259 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,396 Bullshit... (THEY LAUGH) 260 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,115 (Mayor) - Antonia! - (Man) Mrs. Lamborghini! 261 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,674 (Mayor) Saro! 262 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,756 (Mayor) - Good evening, madam. - Good evening, good evening. - Hello, Antonia. 263 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:50,237 - Tonight is the opening of Johnny's Clubs? - We want to become worldly! 264 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,717 - We're going to stick ourselves in the mouth of the whale." - (Man) That's not the mouth! 265 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,910 What a drag! 266 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:06,199 We were actually having dinner! How much time do you give us? 267 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:10,677 Is half an hour to make yourself beautiful enough for you? Half an hour is enough for you, huh? 268 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,189 What a "pizza" there. 269 00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:17,632 Saro, dress well because we bring you too. 270 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,320 Okay, thanks. See you soon. 271 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,910 - Good evening, sir. - Let's kiss your hands. - Walk, deaf. - Good evening, good evening. 272 00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:26,076 Let's go. 273 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,070 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 274 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:41,479 (ROMANCE MUSIC) 275 00:30:41,520 --> 00:32:17,036 (70s ROMANTIC SONG) 276 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:28,071 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 277 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:49,476 (70s ROMANTIC SONG) 278 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:58,952 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 279 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:12,073 (70s ROMANTIC SONG) 280 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:19,356 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 281 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,960 (70s ROMANTIC SONG) 282 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,789 (THE WORDS OF ANTONIA NOT AUDIBLE) 283 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,470 (70s ROMANTIC SONG) 284 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,273 Have you seen who's there? 285 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,630 (DISCO MUSIC) 286 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:39,117 - Mmm! - Well, now that he's waiting of divorce... - And what does that mean? 287 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,677 - First it gets regularized, and then you come to a public place. - Oh, yeah. 288 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:56,520 (DISCO MUSIC) 289 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,554 (TANGO) 290 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,750 May I have the honor of this dance with her? 291 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:08,034 - No, thanks, it's too dangerous to dance with her. I learned certain things... - Wow! 292 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,994 - I hope not political things. - Policies! 293 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:17,910 - May I still have the honor... - I'm sorry, but this dance is reserved for my nephew. 294 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,998 - He's right. - It can't be done. - Poor star, all alone... 295 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,432 - But aunt, I'm the smooth one... - Come on, come on. - Oh, yeah. 296 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:51,034 (TANGO) 297 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,471 We can no longer go on like this. 298 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,160 I love you,... 299 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,556 «.but everything, I mean everything, has a limit. 300 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:08,280 (TANGO) 301 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:12,154 Please, let's not ruin the evening. 302 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:23,635 (TANGO) 303 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:28,914 Look, we can't go on anymore to talk to us like this, "in bits and pieces". 304 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:32,999 Do as you like, organize, but tomorrow we must stay together. 305 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,680 (TANGO) 306 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,996 No! 307 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,556 No?1 So do you know what I do? 308 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:46,800 Tomorrow I'll sell the pharmacy to the municipality, and I'm off to visit my cousins. 309 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,877 (TANGO) 310 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,470 - No, not the cousins' tour! - Yes, instead! 311 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,591 America, North and South,... 312 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:59,714 «.Canada, France, Germany, Guatemala, Johannesburg, Australia... 313 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,593 I will return in 20 years, like Ulysses. 314 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,474 You won't see me again, understand? Absolutely more! 315 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:21,789 (TANGO) 316 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,752 (ANTONIA gasps) Antonia, what's wrong? 317 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:04,513 (ANTONIA COMPLAINS) 318 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:08,315 Sorry, I can't sleep. 319 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,999 "My head is spinning so much." 320 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,669 But where are you going? 321 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:22,877 My throat is dry, I'm going to drink a glass of water. 322 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:27,437 "You gave it up," huh? Lie down, I'll bring it to you. 323 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:47,038 (ANTONIA COMPLAINS) 324 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:54,874 (ANTONIA MOANS) 325 00:37:54,920 --> 00:39:32,632 (GROANS) 326 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:55,071 (GROANS) 327 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:38,350 (ANTONIA MOANS) 328 00:40:45,280 --> 00:41:00,196 (ANTONIA MOANS) 329 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:25,792 (ANTONIA MOANS) 330 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:02,951 (ANTONIA MOANS) 331 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,996 (Antonia) Yes! 332 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:46,678 (Antonia) Yes, yes. 333 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:49,872 (ANTONIA MOANS) 334 00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:49,874 (GROANS FROM ANTONIA AND GLORIA) 335 00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,912 (BELL) 336 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:05,911 (Calogero) If he is someone who has forgotten buy what I think, I choke him. 337 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,593 (BELL) 338 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,836 Yes? What is it? 339 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,872 It's me, doctor, Antonia's sister-in-law. 340 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:24,233 Antonia's sister-in-law? Oh, my God, My God! Did she poison herself? Did she commit suicide? 341 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,989 No, for the moment, but it might if you don't listen to me well. 342 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,317 Early tomorrow morning it should be at the Superintendency. 343 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,433 Yes, yes, yes. I'll do as you say. Yes, yes, yes. 344 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,837 I'll go right away. 345 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:51,197 - Cappuccinos ready, teacher. - Thank you, Aldo. 346 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,119 Where is it going? 347 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:59,710 - In Palermo. AI Education Authority. - Ah... 348 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:04,550 - The cappuccino here is very good. - Thank you, ma'am. 349 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,831 In fact, I take advantage of it... 350 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:14,832 «.and I also buy two dresses, two pairs of shoes and two blouses. 351 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,430 Yes, but go with him. 352 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,635 Sooner or later...? (BUS HORN) 353 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,035 (BUS HORN) 354 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:32,594 - It's the bus, teacher. - Thank you, Aldo. - Thank you. 355 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,992 Look, when was the last time that the teacher went to Palermo? 356 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,759 I'll tell you now. 357 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,998 So... Mayor, doctor... professor. 358 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,680 On April 14th, again at the Superintendency. 359 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:56,398 Mm... "This thing stinks to me." "Here the cat is brooding." 360 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,398 At 300 lire each... Master Ragusa... 361 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,115 - How?! - 40 cases... - But how? another increase in mineral water? 362 00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,358 - Eh, what do you want to do, Master Ragusa? - But do you want to build this aqueduct? 363 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,030 - Eh, "you want to do it"... But then you're stupid! - And why? 364 00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:15,870 I have the statistics of Palermo here, Catania, Ragusa, Syracuse, Enna... 365 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,197 - They are all cities served from the aqueduct. - So what? 366 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:22,517 But how "then"? A word of confidence, Master Ragusa. 367 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:26,440 The water of the continent it makes our women sterile. 368 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:30,713 - Uh, shit! - Yet it is the truth. - Engineer, let's do something. 369 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:35,709 You send me 10 cases for me, 10 for mine daughter who got married and 10 for the grandmother. 370 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,469 - Oh, also for grandma? - Oh, grandma! Even my grandmother, an engineer. 371 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:45,118 - So, what's wrong with you? - Sorry, Sorry, I have an urgent matter to deal with. 372 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,471 - "Let's say hello"! - "We say hello", engineer. Oh God... 373 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,311 - Madam, what a beautiful combination! - Really beautiful. 374 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,510 - Here, help me. - Please. 375 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,200 Done. Where are we going? 376 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:32,438 - It's my house. - At your house? By the long way, huh? 377 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,357 Please. 378 00:48:35,360 --> 00:49:08,674 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 379 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:29,314 How beautiful it is here. 380 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,670 Yes, yes, nice, but... 381 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:35,759 Let's do this, she talks about it with her sister-in-law Antonia,... 382 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:40,033 ..€ then, when you have decided, give me a "give me a call". 383 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:47,111 - If I don't give you a "hit"... - (Gloria) Of course. - But of lupara, though. 384 00:49:55,880 --> 00:50:08,999 (ANTONIA CRYING) 385 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,550 Goodbye... "bell'Antonio"! 386 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:20,235 - No, my love, no! - The shit is dead! 387 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:26,151 Now all that remains is to complete the work. 388 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:29,556 But maybe it's the heat, the emotion... You'll see, my love, you'll get over it. 389 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,752 - For us there will always be a tomorrow! - (crying) It's over! 390 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,111 (crying) It's over before it begins! 391 00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:40,916 (crying) No, love... You will send medicines from America. 392 00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:44,719 The whole country takes them, you can take them too, right? 393 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:48,799 "Garrusu", I have become! This is an incurable disease! 394 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:50,717 (CALOGERO CRYING) 395 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:55,470 No, my love. I... (CALOGERO AND ANTONIA CRY) 396 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:59,832 - (Calogero, crying) It's over! - (Antonia) I will save you. 397 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:03,077 (DOOR THAT OPENS AND CLOSES) 398 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,309 Hello, aunt. Was I late? 399 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,318 - No, just in time. Sit down and we'll eat. - Immediately, aunt. 400 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:15,116 - Do you like them? - They're beautiful. Let's put them here, otherwise the chicken will get cold. 401 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:21,474 - Listen, tonight there's a premiere at Eden, shall we go? - Yes, okay. 402 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:25,275 But without the advice of the revolution around, huh? 403 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,151 Thank you. 404 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,949 (DOOR OPENING) 405 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,392 The anonymous Trapani man? The professor is waiting for her. 406 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,275 - Enough, enough, this "goes to your head"! - What's wrong? For once... 407 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:24,156 How strong is this moscato. The farmers Pantelleria associates make it really good. 408 00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:28,398 Now we need a coffee. Do you want it? 409 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,716 Ah, today yes. 410 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:54,119 (SARO COUGH) 411 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,270 (DOOR OPENING) 412 00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,794 So? 413 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,639 I'm always a Don Juan. 414 00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:14,520 I had a psychological block,... 415 00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:18,679 «.due to the fact that I have you desired for years... as a wife. 416 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:24,079 Only marriage will save me. Confetti, white dress... 417 00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:27,476 See for yourself what can be done. 418 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,880 Ready with coffee. 419 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,476 - How did it go today? - How was it supposed to go? As usual... 420 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,989 When I'm prepared, nothing,... 421 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:58,511 «.when the lesson instead I don't know, they "get me" right away. 422 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,995 Do you know what my problem is? 423 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,117 It's just that I don't know how to pretend. 424 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,352 It's your most beautiful side. 425 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,912 (SOUND OF CUTLERY FALLING) 426 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:49,352 (PHONE RINGS) 427 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:57,352 Ready? Yes, engineer, it's me. 428 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,676 Yes, yes, tell me. 429 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:03,270 (Gloria) Okay, I understand. With ownership documents. 430 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,392 (Gloria) But at the price I said, eh? 431 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:10,195 Okay, I understand. To the notary for the stipulation. 432 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,275 (Gloria) Yes. (DOOR THAT OPENS AND CLOSES) 433 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:22,877 Yes, yes, don't worry. I will report back to my sister-in-law Antonia as soon as she returns. 434 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,870 Everything is fine. 435 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,833 nothing, you can imagine... 436 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:34,396 I felt so sorry for him: poor sparrow. 437 00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,558 - But do you know what he did? - No, but I can imagine. 438 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:42,470 Such a complex will have developed in him of guilt that will have bought you all of Palermo. 439 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:47,469 Wait. I'll show you. It's half ruined. 440 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,592 - Look, do you like it? - Mm... 441 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,836 Nice gift. 442 00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,713 Come, I'll show you something. 443 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:10,872 - Look. - I'm curious. 444 00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:16,752 - Uh... - Do you like it? - In short it was an interesting day. 445 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,270 Are you happy? (ANTONIA'S DISCONSOLATED VERSE) 446 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,358 We had some tears... 447 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:28,474 - And where is Saro? - He couldn't come, he called. 448 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,716 - It's from Massimo. - Oh, yes? 449 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,957 He says they had a lot of homework. But you finish telling me. 450 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,753 Come on, then, let's leave the bar. 451 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,234 (BELL) 452 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,998 Dearest! Finally a punctual woman. 453 00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,317 I thought he wasn't coming anymore. 454 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:35,479 - Dear Totò, let's be on first terms. - Good, Gloria. 455 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,036 Damn! 456 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:51,039 Did you understand? And then they say that the campaign doesn't pay. 457 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,640 It's all old, home-made stuff. 458 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,196 Saracens, Garibaldini, Germans, Americans... 459 00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,393 We didn't do anything else than carrying it up and down from the cellar. 460 00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,470 Please. 461 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,760 - Cedrata, mint, whisky...? - Mint, thanks. 462 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:27,919 Maybe, but behind all luck a crime is hidden. What's yours? 463 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:33,672 I'm the last male in the direct line of De Vito Palmachiara Urzì. 464 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,550 - And that's it for all this? - No. 465 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:45,078 You have to go to the construction site in 10 years, do it the apprenticeship, otherwise the first laborer will screw you. 466 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:48,192 You have to study when others are sleeping. 467 00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:53,440 So one gets into the habit to stay awake day and night. 468 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,552 Then, as soon as one becomes a surveyor,... 469 00:58:56,600 --> 00:59:00,594 «.maybe municipal, maybe provincial,... 470 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:05,714 «.maybe office manager tax technician, that's it. 471 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:12,273 Say what, you won't be one of those against intelligence? 472 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:17,952 - If it is used to remove the necessary things from others yes. - Strange that a woman would say this. 473 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:22,517 We spend our lives here to guarantee wives and lovers the superfluous. 474 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:27,236 In return we receive always and only one thing... 475 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:34,029 You can get it all the same from us, but on an equal footing. 476 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:40,554 - Do you take the pill? - No, remove the pleasure in risk and makes the act responsible. 477 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:47,119 It makes the male aware of stupid things that combines when the partner abandons himself. 478 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,911 An interesting theory. 479 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:55,557 We want to talk about something what concerns us a little more closely? 480 00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:59,991 Mom? 481 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:10,517 Dear Mrs. Gloria, I've heard so much about her... 482 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,552 «but reality surpasses fantasy. 483 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,750 - Good evening, madam. - My mother. 484 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:20,033 She is the sole director of the company who would buy your land. 485 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:25,314 Mrs. Lamborghini, representing and in turn heir to the property. 486 01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:29,319 - I'm sure you will find an agreement. Hi, mom. - HI. 487 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,590 Madam... 488 01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:38,837 Of course not before having had tea. (DOOR CLOSING) 489 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,713 With real pleasure, Baroness. 490 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:37,634 (MOANS OF GLORY) 491 01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:21,351 (TOTO'S MOANS) 492 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:37,270 (TOTO'S MOANS) 493 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:42,394 (MOANS OF GLORY) 494 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:58,000 (MOANS OF GLORY) 495 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,710 (MOAN OF GLORY) 496 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:19,999 (MOANS OF GLORIA AND TOTO') 497 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:32,078 (MOANS OF GLORY) 498 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:43,153 (MOANS OF GLORIA AND TOTO') 499 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:59,237 (MOANS OF GLORIA AND TOTO') 500 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:39,674 (MOANS OF GLORY) 501 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:43,600 (MOANS OF GLORIA AND TOTO') 502 01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:47,270 (MOANS OF GLORY) 503 01:05:50,880 --> 01:06:17,151 (MOANS OF GLORIA AND TOTO') 504 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:45,076 (MOANS OF GLORY) 505 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:36,200 (MOANS OF GLORIA AND TOTO') 506 01:07:48,800 --> 01:08:01,998 (GLORIA AND TOTO' panting) 507 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:35,991 (MOANS OF GLORIA AND TOTO') 508 01:08:48,600 --> 01:09:21,516 (MOANS OF GLORIA AND TOTO') 509 01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:42,029 And why don't you smoke? 510 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:47,996 Checking a relationship is next. If it goes, I like to talk. 511 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,833 Shut down, chatterbox. 512 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:25,315 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 513 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:17,069 "This sale is made ed accepted with the annexes and related,..." 514 01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,430 "..uses and easements, active and passive,..." 515 01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:24,395 "..in the state of fact and law in which The Lamborghini estate property is located." 516 01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:31,073 "Article 3: the price agreed between the parts for sale is 200 million lire." 517 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:36,992 “Therefore sellers release extensive release and balance receipt." 518 01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,509 Ciccio, get it signed. 519 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,351 Listen here... 520 01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:10,076 «you have to explain to me how you managed to get it triple what they offered me. 521 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:13,397 Do you know what Grandma McAllister said? 522 01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:17,673 "Every woman He sits on his own fortune and doesn't know it." 523 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,473 You seduced him! 524 01:12:47,680 --> 01:12:50,194 I have to leave tomorrow. 525 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:56,270 - Why? - I spoke to the boss, if I won't come back right away, I'll end up like the nun. 526 01:12:56,320 --> 01:13:01,998 - But I'll be back soon anyway. - This summer? I'll make Saro leave your room. 527 01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:08,594 - For your wedding, right? - (Antonia) You make it simple! 528 01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:11,109 Shall we start again? 529 01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:14,914 Have you forgotten about Saro? 530 01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:22,630 Did you see how he got sulky? Let's hope no one has gossiped. 531 01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:27,194 It's so easy to hurt him. 532 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:34,873 Don't believe, he's much more mature than he seems. 533 01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:44,279 Listen, I'll talk to Saro, don't meddle. 534 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:58,198 - Someone in class today he was funny. - Oh, yes? 535 01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:03,155 - They all started talking about that that they would have done when they grew up. - And you? 536 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:07,114 Since I didn't speak, they asked me if it's true that I'll be a pharmacist,... 537 01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:11,074 ..especially after a certain trip to Palermo. 538 01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:20,595 But what do you think? That people are stupid? 539 01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:24,157 But why? I do not understand! 540 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:26,760 When the notary said 200 million,... 541 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:30,350 «.everyone understood that the aunt she had slept with the surveyor! 542 01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:35,076 You are two whores! That's what you are! Two whores! 543 01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:41,632 In Palermo with that son of a dog, without the minimal respect for the memory of my father! 544 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:45,836 And my poor uncle... But I'm not dead yet! 545 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:49,396 - Put the pharmacist in the frame! - Saro! 546 01:14:49,440 --> 01:14:53,957 (ANTONIA CRYING) 547 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,879 Antonia, what happened? I saw Saro... 548 01:14:56,920 --> 01:15:03,110 (ANTONIA CRYING) 549 01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:07,233 (crying) I knew it, I shouldn't have go to Palermo! I knew it! 550 01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,840 Now I'll talk to you. 551 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,599 (crying) Wait! 552 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:18,554 - Bring him a sweater. - Oh, how stupid! 553 01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:27,350 (ANTONIA CRYING) 554 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:31,837 (WAVES LAPPING) 555 01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:34,440 Saro! 556 01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:37,040 Saro! Saro! 557 01:15:37,080 --> 01:16:02,077 (WAVES LAPPING) 558 01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:04,953 Saro, where are you? Answer me! 559 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:33,797 (WAVES LAPPING) 560 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:36,878 Saro? Saro, look at me. 561 01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:40,633 Wait, come here. 562 01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:45,595 - Are you in love with me? Yes or no? - Yes. 563 01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:49,190 - With what hopes? - None. 564 01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:52,710 A desperate love then. 565 01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:55,400 Give me a kiss. 566 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:14,754 - So you want from me what you deny to others. - What, aunt? - Love, Saro. 567 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:18,555 Your mother is alone, but still a beautiful, desired woman. 568 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,035 One day you will fall in love, Saro,... 569 01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:27,759 .. and maybe in 10 years you'll put it aside to only take care of your wife and children. 570 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,713 And your mother will be too old to start a new life. 571 01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:34,993 No, aunt, I don't want anyone instead of my father! 572 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:40,669 You're just a selfish kid and domineering! Just like he was! 573 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:49,760 Sorry, aunt, I'm a coward! 574 01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:55,879 No, Saro, cowards never apologize. 575 01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,474 I know you will understand. 576 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:06,198 Yes, you will understand. 577 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:22,432 (MOANS OF PLEASURE) 578 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:27,836 (MOANS OF PLEASURE) 579 01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:59,636 (MOANS OF PLEASURE) 580 01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:24,953 (MOANS OF PLEASURE) 581 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:13,993 (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 582 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:17,431 Saro, pack up your aunt's bags. 583 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:22,636 Departures are always a little sad. 584 01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:27,675 - Three months and I'll be back. What do you say, will you make it? - Meh! 585 01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:32,435 - At Alitalia, they take care of everything. - Thank you. 586 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:40,113 Oh, no "glitters", otherwise I'll be moved too! 587 01:22:20,720 --> 01:22:22,870 HI! 588 01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:44,190 - We better go, now, or there principal kicks both of them out. - Yes, mom. 589 01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:52,159 (SOUND OF STEPS) 590 01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:06,151 - Good morning, dear doctor! - (Calogero) Eh?1 591 01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:09,556 - Good morning, Mrs. Antonia. - Good morning. 592 01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:15,195 Hello, Saro! Good morning, Mrs. Antonia. 593 01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:18,039 (Calogero) I'll come with the pasta on Sunday! 594 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:22,756 Oh, let's be clear, I'll be a pharmacist alone to overcome youth unemployment! 595 01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:27,317 Then I want a Honda, the boat and the stereo. 596 01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:34,353 - But will we also have little brothers? - But walk, braggart! 597 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:42,273 (Gloria) (The feminist, the committed, the woman with a strong, strong-willed character,...) 598 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:47,110 (..the one who saves widows and grandchildren with rapacious surveyors,...) 599 01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:51,996 (..that every time he looked at you "your voice died in your throat".) 600 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:57,274 (How do the Italians say? "What a bitch you are!") 601 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,476 - Have you ever been to Etna? - No, why? 602 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:14,278 - It's like us Sicilians: the snow outside, inside the incandescent magma. - But! 603 01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:18,598 (He didn't even come to say hello the "hot magma".) 604 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:24,192 (And then why would it? It was such a clear, linear relationship...) 605 01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:28,279 (I give something to you, you give me something.) 606 01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:34,876 You can still get it from us, but on an equal footing. 607 01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:39,391 (Of course, the one about the bed. More flat than that.) 608 01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:23,752 (Mm! But he did it to have the land, he paid dearly for it!) 609 01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:29,193 (Wait until I get on the plane, when no one sees me,...) 610 01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:32,437 (..I want to have one of those cries...) 611 01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:52,392 (SHOT AND SCREAM) 612 01:25:52,440 --> 01:26:13,113 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 613 01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:18,553 (in dialect) - What do you want? - To someone "burn", he doesn't want to end up like a cuckold. 614 01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:20,716 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 615 01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:24,071 Friends, don't worry, it's a question of love. 616 01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:28,956 (APPLAUSE) 617 01:26:48,800 --> 01:27:01,680 (VERSE OF FEAR OF GLORY) 618 01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:08,200 (Man) Walk! (VERSES SCARED OF GLORY) 619 01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:12,359 (in Sicilian) Go away! 620 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,676 (Gloria) You?1 621 01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:23,638 It's a family tradition. 622 01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:30,679 I have been to many others. 623 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:34,190 Maybe I'm not the right kind of woman... 624 01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:38,837 «.for a certain widespread mentality southern, still to be debunked! 625 01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:44,398 - Did you really have that many? - Yes, and I will have many. 626 01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:49,916 But would you like me as I am? 627 01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:54,477 I feel like I've already proved it to you. 0 no? 628 01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:58,878 You know what he told me this morning mother giving me this ring? You know it? 629 01:27:58,920 --> 01:28:00,991 Let's hear it. 630 01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:08,518 He said to me: "My son, if a woman, after a thousand experiences he chooses you,..." 631 01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:11,473 "..do you know what that means?" 632 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:16,196 - No. - "That you are better than the first thousand." 633 01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:21,040 Take care of the suitcases.